Monday, January 27, 2014

Horoscopes: 01.27.14


Aries: March 21 - April 20
Don't feel the need to define every aspect of your life. Order has its place, granted, but so does the unexpected, the unresolved, and the unexplainable. Except all those elements as pieces of your life, neither good nor ill, but simply necessary.

Taurus: April 21 - May 21
It's time to come to terms with past mistakes and ill decisions. You can't keep running from everything. Eventually, something will catch you.

Gemini: May 22 - June 21
Negative emotions serve a purpose. Anger. Rage. Depression. Fear. Loneliness. Hatred. They are all a part of us. Not confronting them only makes them stronger. By accepting them, you can learn amazing things about yourself and your limits.

Cancer: June 22 - July 22
Family issues are on your mind. You've been feeling "left out" for a long time. Don't keep your feelings bottled up. They won't know how you feel unless you tell them.

Leo: July 23 - August 22
Joy and Love don't always walk hand-in-hand. The path of "True Love" is riddled with obstacles, and challenges... whether you conquer them or get conquered depends on how you view them.

Virgo: August 23 - September 22
Sex is not bad. Sex is not a sin - but in all things... a little moderation is preferred. After all, even God took Sunday off.

Libra: September 23 - October 23
Truth. The Truth can be a powerful entity - taking on a life of its own and unraveling everything around it. Like a forest fire, it can consume and burn everything it touches... but what grows afterwards... is even stronger.

Scorpio: October 24 - November 22
Happy Birthday, Scorpio! Do you feel the tug of powerful forces? 2013 has been hard on everyone, but it's energy is out the door. Are you ready for 2014?

Sagittarius: November 23 - December 21
Magic is in the air and all around us. Mischief follows close afoot. A spiritual reawakening is not far. Let your inner spirits guide you. The path before you is a beautiful one. Walk it with style.

Capricorn: December 22 - January 20
Tolerance is a virtue, but acquiring it is a Godsend.

Aquarius: January 21 - February 19
Climb the "Family Tree". Your roots are a part of you. Discovering more about them can lead to deeper revelations about yourself.

Pisces: February 20 - March 20
Sadness and loss have filled you in the past few weeks. A loved one is now gone, but they left something very beautiful behind... memories. Share them, and get pleasure from the pleasure they give.

Monday, January 20, 2014

Horoscopes: 01.20.14


Aries: March 21 - April 20
Your life has changed drastically... and for the better. However, you seem to always get caught in the moments of "here and now" It's very easy not to look ahead, and even easier to not look behind. Sometimes you really need to do both of those to appreciate the where of when you are.

Taurus: April 21 - May 21
Sometimes, simple "everyday magic" can bring a fresh air to your life. The presence of scented candles or your favorite flowers (or both) can lighten up and relieve a great amount of tension.

Gemini: May 22 - June 21
You have had your fair share of hardships through your life - perhaps even far more than your due. Instead of complaining about that, sit back for a moment and realize that you've come through all of it.

Cancer: June 22 - July 22
I can never stress enough that there is great beauty in simple things. Never let your life get too complicated. Take your work seriously, but never take yourself too seriously.

Leo: July 23 - August 22
Sometimes, people forget that they possess the power and ability to bring forth change in their life. You get up every morning, have a cup of coffee, get dressed, and head to work. Change your routine.

Virgo: August 23 - September 22
Virgo, every time I do these horoscopes I say, "I'll be nice to Virgo this week. I promise.", and every time I do nothing but hammer that fragile little ego of yours into the maggot-ridden dirt where it belongs. I apologize.

Libra: September 23 - October 23
The epitome of balance and focus... the essence of ambition and drive...delusions, by their nature, are sweet indeed. Wake up, baby... you ain't a saint, yet.

Scorpio: October 24 - November 22
Life is full of many beautiful and magical moments... Sometimes we forget to sit back and just enjoy what the world is doing around us. There's nothing wrong with being a spectator.

Sagittarius: November 23 - December 21
You always see the "best" in others. You avert your eyes from their faults and focus on those qualities that empower them. You are an idealist, an optimist. You believe "That good will ALWAYS defeat evil", and "love DOES conquer all". Well, you know what... you're right.

Capricorn: December 22 - January 20
Life never promised that it would be fair. It never said it would give you an equal share or a helping hand. It never gave you a pat on the back. In truth, you never expected one. Prepare yourself for a surprise. Life owes you one, and it intends to pay... with interest!

Aquarius: January 21 - February 19
You've been feeling stuck... unappreciated... unmotivated... and undesireable. It's time to redefine yourself. You've accomplished far more this year than you've given yourself credit for.

Pisces: February 20 - March 20
Without those little obstacles that make life interesting, what would force those tiny little steps of evolution we all occasionally take? Evolve, little fishie.

Monday, January 13, 2014

Horoscopes: 01.13.14


Aries: March 21 - April 20
2014 promises to be a sweeter year. 2013 left you drained and almost broken. You survived, and prospered despite the odds. Expect nothing less than the best this year, because you're going to get it!

Taurus: April 21 - May 21
Making amends for past mistakes is a great way to begin a new year. You've stepped on several toes, recently. "I'm sorry" can mean a lot more than you think.

Gemini: May 22 - June 21
Focus... Focus... Breathe and relax. Don't let those tense moments overwhelm you. You have a great capacity for reason. Learn to keep your anger in check.. Focus... Focus... Breathe and relax.

Cancer: June 22 - July 22
Simplicity can often bring great joy. Look around yourself. Maybe it's time to clear out some of that old clutter. In fact, isn't trash day just around the corner?

Leo: July 23 - August 22
You feel very low on energy right now. The holidays have drained a great deal out of you. There is nothing wrong with needing a holiday from holidays. Be selfish. Vanish for a few days and recharge.

Virgo: August 23 - September 22
You poor woman. Time after time, I have endlessly battered your ego with vicious little comments about your lack of morality and overzealous sex life... but, darling... those are your good qualities.

Libra: September 23 - October 23
You've been waiting for things to change in your life. New career opportunities. New excitement in your love life. New places to go. Did it ever occur to you that you possess the power to bring on those changes? Quit your job... have sex on a roller coaster... in Japan.

Scorpio: October 24 - November 22
Beloved Scorpios, are you feeling unhappy? Confused? Overwhelmed? Distraught? Too fucking bad.

Sagittarius: November 23 - December 21
Have you ever noticed, that I have never given fellow Sagittarians a truly bad horoscope? It's nice to be in power. 2013 generally sucked Wookie cock, but had a few good moments. 2014 will be better.

Capricorn: December 22 - January 20
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. I have warned you time and again about the vicious little "nasties" that come out of your mouth. You've hurt the feelings of someone close to you and guilt is sitting on your shoulder. My suggestion... a nice candlelit dinner and a bottle of champagne. Enjoy it... cause unfortunately, you'll be dining alone.

Aquarius: January 21 - February 19
Pride has been known to prevent many great people from truly succeeding in life. Be realistic about yourself and your talents.

Pisces: February 20 - March 20
Chocolate is your friend, and so am I.

Monday, January 6, 2014

Horoscopes: 01.06.14


Aries: March 21 - April 20
Greet the New Year with enthusiasm, because it's prepared to bring you a basket of goodies... starting with a deeper understanding of yourself.

Taurus: April 21 - May 21
A year of rebirth and restructure, lies ahead. You can profit greatly if you keep your eyes open for those subtle opportunities.

Gemini: May 22 - June 21
Energy. Power. Faith. Determination. Courage. Compassion. Honesty. Wisdom. The keys to success are not as unattainable as you have been imagining. In fact, you already possess them.

Cancer: June 22 - July 22
The best gifts come in the smallest boxes... or the sincerest advice. Make sure to say "Thank You", and mean it.

Leo: July 23 - August 22
This is not the time to sit back and be lazy. So much is headed your way, but you are going to have to get off your ass to get it.

Virgo: August 23 - September 22
Happy New Year, bitch.

Libra: September 23 - October 23
It seems the greatest words of wisdom are often spoken after a few beers. So are the deepest confessions of truth. You've kept too much inside for so long. Don't "bottle up" your sentiments any longer.

Scorpio: October 24 - November 22
Don't judge "The New" by "The Old". The events of your past are only the hammer and chisel. It takes heart, intuition, and faith to create a true masterpiece that will last forever.

Sagittarius: November 23 - December 21
You've sacrificed a lot of yourself for others. You have put aside what you really feel just in an attempt to shield the feelings of another. Is it an inner sense of nobility that drives you or a fear of opening your mouth? A little selfishness does not a villain make.

Capricorn: December 22 - January 20
"Nothing turns out the way I want it", "Everything I touch crumbles to ashes", "I Hate my life". When someone asks, "What's wrong?" they don't necessarily want to really know.

Aquarius: January 21 - February 19
Start off the new year with a vacation. Getting away is a great way to recharge those dried-up batteries.

Pisces: February 20 - March 20
"Step 1" is easy. It's the "What do I do know?" that always brings up issues. Your instinct has guided you this far. Maybe it's time to let go of some that "Got to have a plan" mentality, and swim free.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

YouTube Treasures: How To Open Your 7 Chakras





I've been bookmarking quite a few really interesting and informative metaphysical videos lately. A good friend posted this one up on her Facebook page, and thought it was definitely worth the share...