Saturday, December 21, 2013
Monday, December 9, 2013
Horoscopes: 12.09.13
Aries: March 21 - April 20
The
holiday bustle has kept you busy. Your life has undergone many changes in the
past few months. Don't let yourself get carried away by the undercurrent. Stop.
Reflect. Are you better off now? You might have paid a higher price than you
think.
Taurus: April 21 - May 21
You've
always had a great way with dealing with stressful moments. Changes in the
workplace are going to upset your usually calm demeanor. Be prepared.
Gemini: May 22 - June 21
Opportunity
knocks, but sometimes... it's better to not open that door. Sometimes it's
better to make your own destiny, and find your own way.
Cancer: June 22 - July 22
Don't
expect others to always guard your back. The ones who have been best at
protecting it, are also the ones with a clear shot.
Leo: July 23 - August 22
Negative
feelings and emotions are a natural part of life. "The Good" and
"The Bad" often walk down the same road. Don't be afraid to let your
true feelings show. Others won't know how you feel, unless you open your mouth
and roar.
Virgo: August 23 - September 22
Merry
Christmas, tramp. What did you get this year? Penicillin? You know, if the
neighborhood Free Clinic had some kind of program where you would get a
commission, you would have a hell of a holiday bonus.
Libra: September 23 - October 23
Leading
the good life? All is well? No trauma? No melodrama? Hmmm... security and
boredom also walk down the same path. Sometimes "taking a
risk" is healthy way of "shaking things up". Cause a little
chaos...
Scorpio: October 24 - November 22
2000
has tugged at you from all directions, and you've survived. 2001 promises to
bring renewal and true love. Believe in the magic again. The one
thing you've always prayed for, has always prayed for you.
Sagittarius: November 23 - December 21
You've
had your ups and downs these past few weeks. Your endurance has been tested.
Your limits have been pushed. There is a big change coming soon. Everything you
have ever truly wanted is within reach. Get ready for a spiritual reawakening
that's going to shake the very foundations of your life, and redefine you from
head to toe.
Capricorn: December 22 - January 20
A
healthy sexual appetite is one thing... but running around like a blasted horny
goat trying to take a bite out of everything is only going to get you in big
baaaaaad trouble.
Aquarius: January 21 - February 19
You
are the bringer of joy and happiness into the lives of those closest to you.
There is nothing wrong with trying to grab some of that joy and happiness for
yourself. Reach out.
Pisces: February 20 - March 20
Change.
Sometimes "Change" enters our life and we're stunned, but... there
are those rare moments... when we bring about that change... and the
world is stunned. Congratulations.
Saturday, December 7, 2013
Jinkx Monsoon & Major Scale: Unwrapped
...not a surprise that their holiday show was another brilliant performance!
My mister and I had a wonderful time (again)!
Yes, I am officially hooked on drag queens. They're magic.
Yes, I am officially hooked on drag queens. They're magic.
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Monday, December 2, 2013
Horoscopes: 12.02.13
Aries: March 21 - April 20
Sometimes the good things feel like they are too good to
believe. Life has had some cruel, dark moments for you in the past. Get ready
for tomorrow. The future seems brighter and better than anything you could have
hoped for.
Taurus: April 21 - May 21
Taurus,
I am tempted to start saying vicious things here, but my new philosophy is
"Happy Horoscopes". So, I'll keep my mouth shut. Go have a bagel.
Gemini: May 22 - June 21
Have
you ever woken up and felt like it was one of those days where you just did NOT
want to leave the house? God is trying to tell you something. Stay home. Clean
up the apartment. Walk the dog. Sleep.
Cancer: June 22 - July 22
The
"Happy Horoscopes" are boring. Old Habits are hard to break...
Cancer, you've stuck your foot back into that big mouth of yours. "I'm
sorry" is not going to cut it this time. Try some flowers, preferably
roses, or someone might just be sending you lilies.
Leo: July 23 - August 22
Life
is good, ain't it, bud? Got everything you need - love, laughter, a job, some
money in the bank, all you need now is a firm grasp on reality.
Virgo: August 23 - September 22
All
right, darling, get that cheap skanky ass of yours back to work. Rent's gotta
get paid. You've sat back and indulged in sweet nothing for far too long. Work,
honey. Work.
Libra: September 23 - October 23
You've
always been the level-headed thinker. Everyone has come to rely on you for
honest advice. Here's some honest advice - make yourself scarce.
Don't let others take you for granted.
Scorpio: October 24 - November 22
Life
has thrown something beautiful into your life. Don't let the fears and regrets
of the past overshadow your future. What you've always wished for, has always
wished for you.
Sagittarius: November 23 - December 21
Truth
and integrity are the two constant forces of your being. Don't deny them.
Strengthen them, and in turn, they will nourish all that you do.
Capricorn: December 22 - January 20
Sometimes,
silence says a lot more. If you find yourself in a situation where you are
tempted to open your mouth - think twice about what you'll say before you say
it. Better to seem a bit aloof than sound like an asshole.
Aquarius: January 21 - February 19
What
brings you joy? Where do you get your energies from? You're feeling depleted
and drained. Fuel yourself. Center yourself. The world is not as big or as
cold as you think it is.
Pisces: February 20 - March 20
The
journey of life can often lead us to many places we never would have thought of
going on our own. Learn to find the beauty around you. Learn to see the beauty
in yourself.
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