Monday, March 31, 2014

Horoscopes: 03.31.14

Today's Horoscopes are brought to you by my iPod...


Aries: March 21 - April 20
Takin' Over by C+C Music Factory

Taurus: April 21 - May 21
Go West by The Village People

Gemini: May 22 - June 21
Silicone by Willam (featuring Detox & Vicky Vox)

Cancer: June 22 - July 22
Dream Boi Cream Boi by Jonny McGovern

Leo: July 23 - August 22
Koko Would Like a Bump by Jonny McGovern (featuring Koko Aviance)

Virgo: August 23 - September 22
The Vagina Song by Willam

Libra: September 23 - October 23
Do Not Disturb by Jim Verrarose

Scorpio: October 24 - November 22
Dirty Love by Johnny Weir

Sagittarius: November 23 - December 21
Bossy Bottom by Jonny McGovern

Capricorn: December 22 - January 20
Whiskey in Chruches by Cassidy Haley

Aquarius: January 21 - February 19
Nothing At All by Levi Kreis

Pisces: February 20 - March 20
Amsterdam by John Quale