Horoscopes: 03.24.14

Aries: March 21 - April 20

It is a time of reflection for Aries. Things have been shaken up around you. You're surrounded by unsettled dust clouds and misty rain... uncertain of what caused the upheaval, and uncertain how to resolve it. Let the dust settle; it's easier to start walking once you can see the floor.

Taurus: April 21 - May 21

What have you done? You've settled. You've settled for a job that does not inspire you, and for a love life with no spark. How easily we forget that inactivity is also a choice. Once chooses not to move forward. Choose otherwise.

Gemini: May 22 - June 21

Single again? Perhaps it is time to start wondering whether or not "other people" are the problem. Fix that crack in the full-length mirror, because you haven't been seeing yourself quite clearly. You control the image you portray of yourself, make sure it's the one you want people to see.

Cancer: June 22 - July 22

Little Cancer... Oh, delicate little crab. You hold onto things too dearly.. as though letting go means they will never be replaced. Love always renews itself. There is a pearl in the ocean with your name on it, but holding on to an empty clam is pointless.

Leo: July 23 - August 22

Happiness. It's far simpler than what most of us think. Usually the obstacles preventing us from finding or achieving happiness found their way in front of us, because we put them there. Love is easy too. So is peace. Don't fight everything around you. Not every match needs to end in death.

Virgo: August 23 - September 22

Once upon a time, dear Virgo, you were my delight to torture, but alas fate has made me fall in love with one of your own. Such is karma. I still think you're a vain bitch, but I'll start picking on Taurus from now on. I have always said it... "People treat you exactly how you let them." You have no one to blame, but yourself for the tire marks on your back.

Libra: September 23 - October 23

You seek to find a way to sort things out and bring calm to the current turmoils of your life. Job. Significant Other. Children. Privacy. Sometimes it's not easy. However, we easily get caught up in what we don't have, that we forget to see what blessings we've been given. Count yours.

Scorpio: October 24 - November 22

Did you think just because your tail is full of poison that your immune to venom? You're so busy lashing out that you have failed to realize that in attempting to strike your target, you've struck yourself instead.

Sagittarius: November 23 - December 21

Sagittarians are supposed to be the Zodiac's optimist. Why have you filled with your mind and heart with such trivial concerns that in truth carry no weight? Deal with or dismiss them. Don't let them bring anymore shadow into your life. Chances are, you've said it to others a billion times, "It all works itself out in the end." Guess what... it really does. Let it go.

Capricorn: December 22 - January 20

Don't fear the darkness. It can be comforting, strengthening, empowering, even healing. You've needed to begin the healing process within yourself for a long time. The hurt does not just magically go away. It's time to bring your issues to the surface and deal with them.

Aquarius: January 21 - February 19

You feel energized, uplifted, overjoyed, and even euphoric. Ignorance sure is bliss, honey. It's best that you don't know what's coming around the corner. If you keep skipping along, looking up at the sky, maybe the bus will swerve out of your way and fail to hit you. Yeah! >clap< >clap< Fun times!

Pisces: February 20 - March 20

Keep on swimming! Keep on swimming! Go liitle fishie! Go! You need encouragement! Support! Therapy... make an appointment. Stop following the rest of the school so closely... swim out on your own from time to time. You'll get farther.