Monday, December 9, 2013

Horoscopes: 12.09.13


Aries: March 21 - April 20
The holiday bustle has kept you busy. Your life has undergone many changes in the past few months. Don't let yourself get carried away by the undercurrent. Stop. Reflect. Are you better off now? You might have paid a higher price than you think.

Taurus: April 21 - May 21
You've always had a great way with dealing with stressful moments. Changes in the workplace are going to upset your usually calm demeanor. Be prepared.

Gemini: May 22 - June 21
Opportunity knocks, but sometimes... it's better to not open that door. Sometimes it's better to make your own destiny, and find your own way.

Cancer: June 22 - July 22
Don't expect others to always guard your back. The ones who have been best at protecting it, are also the ones with a clear shot.

Leo: July 23 - August 22
Negative feelings and emotions are a natural part of life. "The Good" and "The Bad" often walk down the same road. Don't be afraid to let your true feelings show. Others won't know how you feel, unless you open your mouth and roar.

Virgo: August 23 - September 22
Merry Christmas, tramp. What did you get this year? Penicillin? You know, if the neighborhood Free Clinic had some kind of program where you would get a commission, you would have a hell of a holiday bonus.

Libra: September 23 - October 23
Leading the good life? All is well? No trauma? No melodrama? Hmmm... security and boredom also walk down the same path. Sometimes "taking a risk" is healthy way of "shaking things up". Cause a little chaos...

Scorpio: October 24 - November 22
2000 has tugged at you from all directions, and you've survived. 2001 promises to bring renewal and true love. Believe in the magic again. The one thing you've always prayed for, has always prayed for you.

Sagittarius: November 23 - December 21
You've had your ups and downs these past few weeks. Your endurance has been tested. Your limits have been pushed. There is a big change coming soon. Everything you have ever truly wanted is within reach. Get ready for a spiritual reawakening that's going to shake the very foundations of your life, and redefine you from head to toe.

Capricorn: December 22 - January 20
A healthy sexual appetite is one thing... but running around like a blasted horny goat trying to take a bite out of everything is only going to get you in big baaaaaad trouble.

Aquarius: January 21 - February 19
You are the bringer of joy and happiness into the lives of those closest to you. There is nothing wrong with trying to grab some of that joy and happiness for yourself. Reach out.

Pisces: February 20 - March 20
Change. Sometimes "Change" enters our life and we're stunned, but... there are those rare moments... when we bring about that change... and the world is stunned. Congratulations.

YouTube Treasures: Johnnie Fedora & Alice Bluebonnet

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Jinkx Monsoon & Major Scale: Unwrapped

"Meet & Greet" at Unwrapped with Jinkx Monsoon and Major Scales.


...not a surprise that their holiday show was another brilliant performance!
My mister and I had a wonderful time (again)!

Yes, I am officially hooked on drag queens. They're magic.

Monday, December 2, 2013

Horoscopes: 12.02.13


Aries: March 21 - April 20
Sometimes the good things feel like they are too good to believe. Life has had some cruel, dark moments for you in the past. Get ready for tomorrow. The future seems brighter and better than anything you could have hoped for.

Taurus: April 21 - May 21
Taurus, I am tempted to start saying vicious things here, but my new philosophy is "Happy Horoscopes". So, I'll keep my mouth shut. Go have a bagel.

Gemini: May 22 - June 21
Have you ever woken up and felt like it was one of those days where you just did NOT want to leave the house? God is trying to tell you something. Stay home. Clean up the apartment. Walk the dog. Sleep.

Cancer: June 22 - July 22
The "Happy Horoscopes" are boring. Old Habits are hard to break... Cancer, you've stuck your foot back into that big mouth of yours. "I'm sorry" is not going to cut it this time. Try some flowers, preferably roses, or someone might just be sending you lilies.

Leo: July 23 - August 22
Life is good, ain't it, bud? Got everything you need - love, laughter, a job, some money in the bank, all you need now is a firm grasp on reality.

Virgo: August 23 - September 22
All right, darling, get that cheap skanky ass of yours back to work. Rent's gotta get paid. You've sat back and indulged in sweet nothing for far too long. Work, honey. Work.

Libra: September 23 - October 23
You've always been the level-headed thinker. Everyone has come to rely on you for honest advice. Here's some honest advice - make yourself scarce. Don't let others take you for granted.

Scorpio: October 24 - November 22
Life has thrown something beautiful into your life. Don't let the fears and regrets of the past overshadow your future. What you've always wished for, has always wished for you.

Sagittarius: November 23 - December 21
Truth and integrity are the two constant forces of your being. Don't deny them. Strengthen them, and in turn, they will nourish all that you do.

Capricorn: December 22 - January 20
Sometimes, silence says a lot more. If you find yourself in a situation where you are tempted to open your mouth - think twice about what you'll say before you say it. Better to seem a bit aloof than sound like an asshole.

Aquarius: January 21 - February 19
What brings you joy? Where do you get your energies from? You're feeling depleted and drained. Fuel yourself. Center yourself. The world is not as big or as cold as you think it is.

Pisces: February 20 - March 20
The journey of life can often lead us to many places we never would have thought of going on our own. Learn to find the beauty around you. Learn to see the beauty in yourself.