Monday, December 9, 2013

Horoscopes: 12.09.13


Aries: March 21 - April 20
The holiday bustle has kept you busy. Your life has undergone many changes in the past few months. Don't let yourself get carried away by the undercurrent. Stop. Reflect. Are you better off now? You might have paid a higher price than you think.

Taurus: April 21 - May 21
You've always had a great way with dealing with stressful moments. Changes in the workplace are going to upset your usually calm demeanor. Be prepared.

Gemini: May 22 - June 21
Opportunity knocks, but sometimes... it's better to not open that door. Sometimes it's better to make your own destiny, and find your own way.

Cancer: June 22 - July 22
Don't expect others to always guard your back. The ones who have been best at protecting it, are also the ones with a clear shot.

Leo: July 23 - August 22
Negative feelings and emotions are a natural part of life. "The Good" and "The Bad" often walk down the same road. Don't be afraid to let your true feelings show. Others won't know how you feel, unless you open your mouth and roar.

Virgo: August 23 - September 22
Merry Christmas, tramp. What did you get this year? Penicillin? You know, if the neighborhood Free Clinic had some kind of program where you would get a commission, you would have a hell of a holiday bonus.

Libra: September 23 - October 23
Leading the good life? All is well? No trauma? No melodrama? Hmmm... security and boredom also walk down the same path. Sometimes "taking a risk" is healthy way of "shaking things up". Cause a little chaos...

Scorpio: October 24 - November 22
2000 has tugged at you from all directions, and you've survived. 2001 promises to bring renewal and true love. Believe in the magic again. The one thing you've always prayed for, has always prayed for you.

Sagittarius: November 23 - December 21
You've had your ups and downs these past few weeks. Your endurance has been tested. Your limits have been pushed. There is a big change coming soon. Everything you have ever truly wanted is within reach. Get ready for a spiritual reawakening that's going to shake the very foundations of your life, and redefine you from head to toe.

Capricorn: December 22 - January 20
A healthy sexual appetite is one thing... but running around like a blasted horny goat trying to take a bite out of everything is only going to get you in big baaaaaad trouble.

Aquarius: January 21 - February 19
You are the bringer of joy and happiness into the lives of those closest to you. There is nothing wrong with trying to grab some of that joy and happiness for yourself. Reach out.

Pisces: February 20 - March 20
Change. Sometimes "Change" enters our life and we're stunned, but... there are those rare moments... when we bring about that change... and the world is stunned. Congratulations.