Aries: March 21 - April 20
You have allowed old feelings of unworthiness to overwhelm you again. Repeat after me..."I am a beautiful and unique snowflake."
Taurus: April 21 - May 21
If you feel as if asteroids are falling from the sky intent on hitting you, then perhaps you should stay inside today.
Gemini: May 22 - June 21
Seeing double? Then put the glass down. You don't want to drink yourself straight back to those "meetings" you kept avoiding.
Cancer: June 22 - July 22
Tragedy and trauma seem to be your calling cards. Go for a walk and filter the theatrics out of your dialogue.
Leo: July 23 - August 22
Let the world hear your roar, and if they fear it... so be it.
Virgo: August 23 - September 22
The reflection in the mirror and you do not have as much in common as you think. Your depths go further than you know.
Libra: September 23 - October 23
Are you removing your foot from out of your mouth often? Make a list, and practice this, "I'm sorry, I was wrong." Now again...
Scorpio: October 24 - November 22
You've paid your dues. "Lady Luck" likes your face this week. Plan a trip to Vegas and spend that paycheck!
Sagittarius: November 23 - December 21
You need structure. You need purpose. Your energies are divided and scattered. Gather them up. Make a list. Think. Plan.
Capricorn: December 22 - January 20
Lately, you keep hitting your head against the wall. Aim for the floor, you'll discover something new.
Aquarius: January 21 - February 19
Good fortune sometimes isn't always golden. It may not glitter or glisten, but its value is immeasurable.
Pisces: February 20 - March 20
Have you ever sat and thought to yourself, "My life sucks"? Well, honey, it does. Sometimes, it sucks major ass, but that's OK.