Horoscopes: 02.10.14

Aries: March 21 - April 20

Your life is a drama.
Your career is a Broadway hit.
Your love life is an HBO special, and your sex life is a marathon.
You deserve an award for excellence.

Taurus: April 21 - May 21

So much has changed in your life recently. Responsibility has knocked on your door, and let itself in. You are more than capable of meeting all those hefty challenges ahead, but only if you believe you are.

Gemini: May 22 - June 21

Sometimes great wisdom can come out of the mouth of an idiot - sit back and listen to that inner voice you've been ignoring.

Cancer: June 22 - July 22

Again - STRESS MANAGEMENT. It's not an easy thing especially when outside sources are responsible for most of your trauma, but... inner peace and balance DOES conquer all. Focus... Focus... Breathe and relax.

Leo: July 23 - August 22

Learn the joy of giving on this day of love. Give red roses. Give dark chocolate. Give simple presents. Give honest hope. Give grateful thanks. Give loving joy. Give heartfelt honesty. Give sincere apologies, and you will receive the world in return.

Virgo: August 23 - September 22

"Love is in the air", but not for you.

Libra: September 23 - October 23

Tramp. Tramp. Tramp. Tramp. Finally... a wild side, to the ever balanced and focused Libra. I stand amazed, and very... VERY proud. You have tipped the scale, and it has tipped in your favor. Be adventurous. This is your curtain call. Don't fuck it up!

Scorpio: October 24 - November 22

It's very easy to overlook the small and tiny joys of life, but those same small pleasures can hold the greatest truths.

Sagittarius: November 23 - December 21

"Hello, young lovers wherever you are..." You want it all... A fab career, a fab love life, a fab social life... Well, fellow Sag's., make a wish and blow out that cosmic candle, cause 2001 is bringing changes that are gonna rock your boat. It's sink or swim, baby!

Capricorn: December 22 - January 20

Sincerity and a little humility can take you further than you think. Sometimes, the road of least resistance actually does provide the sweetest fruit.

Aquarius: January 21 - February 19

Think out your words carefully before you actually speak them. A careless phrase can do far more damage than you realize. You may inadvertently hurt the feelings of a loved one.

Pisces: February 20 - March 20

Well... you've been sitting on your ass doing nothing. What are you waiting for, little fishie? The light has turned green. It means "GO".