Aries: March 21 - April 20
Joy and sorrow are all natural parts of life. One cannot exist without the other. One can not be appreciated without the other. Accept the pains of loss, and soon you will feel the joys of renewal.
Taurus: April 21 - May 21
It is time for the hideous self-criticism to come to an end. Your strive for perfection is doomed to fail. Accept your faults alongside your virtues, and you will be a greater person for it.
Gemini: May 22 - June 21
Alcohol and good judgments don't mix, especially with you.
Cancer: June 22 - July 22
Take care not to boast too loudly about your accomplishments, not everyone celebrates your successes.
Leo: July 23 - August 22
You have felt the pull of the changing seasons. Creative energies have recharged you. Follow your animal urges and instincts. Live spontaneously.
Virgo: August 23 - September 22
The maiden of the Zodiac is embodiment of chastity, pure hearted and kind bearer of good fortune. Wake-up, bitch... everyone knows you're full of shit.
Libra: September 23 - October 23
Dishonesty never suited you. Many others have come to rely on your straight-forwardness. It is a beautiful quality to have.
Scorpio: October 24 - November 22
Self-revelations often overshadow the deeper truths of the moment. Step outside your self-doubt and try to see yourself with a different set of eyes.
Sagittarius: November 23 - December 21
This year has taken you on a powerful journey of self-discovery and re-definition, but it seems the destination is not where you expected it to be. Make the most of this powerful transition. Trust your inner spirit... its wisdom has never failed you.
Capricorn: December 22 - January 20
Stop defining yourself by what others have, and you think you lack. Truly examine yourself and find those incredible qualities that make you incredible.
Aquarius: January 21 - February 19
Fortune Cookie Moment: Simple acts of random kindness often bring about unexpected moments of great happiness.
Pisces: February 20 - March 20
The waters are your route to renewal. Take a walk to a nearby pond, lake, or river and jump in! Get wet, and let yourself feel re-energized.