Monday, January 20, 2014

Horoscopes: 01.20.14


Aries: March 21 - April 20
Your life has changed drastically... and for the better. However, you seem to always get caught in the moments of "here and now" It's very easy not to look ahead, and even easier to not look behind. Sometimes you really need to do both of those to appreciate the where of when you are.

Taurus: April 21 - May 21
Sometimes, simple "everyday magic" can bring a fresh air to your life. The presence of scented candles or your favorite flowers (or both) can lighten up and relieve a great amount of tension.

Gemini: May 22 - June 21
You have had your fair share of hardships through your life - perhaps even far more than your due. Instead of complaining about that, sit back for a moment and realize that you've come through all of it.

Cancer: June 22 - July 22
I can never stress enough that there is great beauty in simple things. Never let your life get too complicated. Take your work seriously, but never take yourself too seriously.

Leo: July 23 - August 22
Sometimes, people forget that they possess the power and ability to bring forth change in their life. You get up every morning, have a cup of coffee, get dressed, and head to work. Change your routine.

Virgo: August 23 - September 22
Virgo, every time I do these horoscopes I say, "I'll be nice to Virgo this week. I promise.", and every time I do nothing but hammer that fragile little ego of yours into the maggot-ridden dirt where it belongs. I apologize.

Libra: September 23 - October 23
The epitome of balance and focus... the essence of ambition and drive...delusions, by their nature, are sweet indeed. Wake up, baby... you ain't a saint, yet.

Scorpio: October 24 - November 22
Life is full of many beautiful and magical moments... Sometimes we forget to sit back and just enjoy what the world is doing around us. There's nothing wrong with being a spectator.

Sagittarius: November 23 - December 21
You always see the "best" in others. You avert your eyes from their faults and focus on those qualities that empower them. You are an idealist, an optimist. You believe "That good will ALWAYS defeat evil", and "love DOES conquer all". Well, you know what... you're right.

Capricorn: December 22 - January 20
Life never promised that it would be fair. It never said it would give you an equal share or a helping hand. It never gave you a pat on the back. In truth, you never expected one. Prepare yourself for a surprise. Life owes you one, and it intends to pay... with interest!

Aquarius: January 21 - February 19
You've been feeling stuck... unappreciated... unmotivated... and undesireable. It's time to redefine yourself. You've accomplished far more this year than you've given yourself credit for.

Pisces: February 20 - March 20
Without those little obstacles that make life interesting, what would force those tiny little steps of evolution we all occasionally take? Evolve, little fishie.